Pat is a ladies' man. That's all there is to it. Whereveer he goes, the girls swarm around him like bees to Elmer Fudd after
he's accidentally shot a beehive. (don't worry, they don't sting him like bees would) Pat plays the trumpet, and he plays
it well. He also sings backup, because Jeremy just doesn't have the confidence to sing by himself (kidding) Pat and Greg combine
to make the horn section, which is, arguably, the best in F-Town.